A train hits a bus load of catholic school girls and they all perish. They all wind up in Heaven, trying to enter the pearly gates past Saint Peter.
Saint Peter asks the first girl, "Karen, have you ever had any contact with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." Saint Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
Saint Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Karina have you ever had any contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one." Saint Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls; one of the girls is pushing her way to the front of the line.
When she reaches the front of the line Saint Peter says "Sharon! What seems to be the rush?"
The girl replies "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Mandy sticks her ass in it!"
Saint Peter asks the first girl, "Karen, have you ever had any contact with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." Saint Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
Saint Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Karina have you ever had any contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one." Saint Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls; one of the girls is pushing her way to the front of the line.
When she reaches the front of the line Saint Peter says "Sharon! What seems to be the rush?"
The girl replies "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Mandy sticks her ass in it!"
